Herr Harper is closing our iron curtain a little tighter, with the United Arab Emirates telling Canadians to stay the hell home.They didn't use those exact words, but the list of nations spewing our name is growing.
We are so reviled, according to Brent Popplewell, that some Canadians travelling abroad are sewing American flags to their caps and backpacks.
Harper's new flag with a bullet and handcuffs, will no doubt soon be mandatory in Harperland, and he has personally designed uniforms for us all to wear.
They come in two colours. Khaki green and khaki greener.
Somebody please tell me that this is all a bad dream.
It sure feels like a bad dream, Emily. How can other countries be mad at Canada, of all places?
ReplyDeleteI won't go so far as to sew an American flag on my jacket when we travel, although I really like President Obama. However, maybe a Scottish flag. Or no flag at all.
It's very sad. Just tell people you're from Harperland. They'll understand and may take pity on you.
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