Herr Harper is closing our iron curtain a little tighter, with the United Arab Emirates telling Canadians to stay the hell home.
They didn't use those exact words, but the list of nations spewing our name is growing.
We are so reviled, according to Brent Popplewell, that some Canadians travelling abroad are sewing American flags to their caps and backpacks.
Harper's new flag with a bullet and handcuffs, will no doubt soon be mandatory in Harperland, and he has personally designed uniforms for us all to wear.
They come in two colours. Khaki green and khaki greener.
Somebody please tell me that this is all a bad dream.