Word is that Dimitri Soudas didn't get past the first step in his 12 step Idiots Anonymous program.
IA had sent out an all points bulletin, demanding his immediate return.
Apparently, he stood in front of the group, said "Hi. My name is Dimitri and I am an idiot", then bolted out the back door, screaming "The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming!"
The police were alerted, and report that he was discovered holding himself and whimpering under a sign with a P and a line through it.
The officer explained that while he couldn't urinate there, they had a nice clean washroom in the psyche hospital. He smiled.
We are safe once again.