Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Who Gets Kicked Out of the Trailor Park This Week? Herman Cain For Smoking After Sex?

The hottest new reality show, Who gets Kicked Out of the Trailor Park?, also known as the Republican debates, is taking the U.S. by storm.

Across the country sounds of "Don't tell me what stupid thing Rick Perry said this week, I'm taping it!" and "Michelle Bachmann did go to high school, right?" or "You mean, Mitt Romney changed his mind again?!" fill the air.

Herman Cain, once in the lead, has found himself in a bit of trouble though, and Perry is catching up in the polls.  It started with a bizarre ad campaign, depicting his chief-of-staff Mark Block standing, talking, and smoking a cigarette.  Some called it a brilliant "in your face" response to the "liberal elite".  Others,  "an irresponsible disregard for the health of the people Cain aims to represent."  I just call it creepy.  You be the judge.

The ad is having an impact, both negative and positive, but another story may change the opinion of some of his supporters.

Seems our man Cain was charged with sexual harassment.  Conservative parrots are chirping the usual "media bias" and "witch hunt", but if he was hoping to capture any of Bachmann's religious support, he may be out of luck.

I can't wait for the next episode.  I hear that all of the wives that Newt Gingrich cheated on, will be acting as mediators.  At least those still living.

The "real" reality is, that one of these clowns could be the next president of the United States.  I may have to take up smoking.

1 comment:

  1. I'm ashamed to admit how closely I'm following this spectacle. If I don't think about the fact that people might actually vote for these yobs, it's the most hilarious thing on television ever.

    You might also want to check out Citizen Cain's OTHER ad. Makes the smoking one look normal.