Thanks For the memories Steve. We'll Cherish Them

Thanks for the memory
Of those big cardboard cheques
Our ever growing debt
Non-stop TV ads
I'm sure you're hoping we'll forget
How abusive it was!

Thanks for the memory
You said prorogation's fine,
But you sir crossed the line
It cost us fifty million
And saved your job not mine
How dishonest that was!

Large were the rallies against you
A Facebook page grew overnight
Oh, well, it was swell while it lasted
You had your fun, the harm's been done


So thanks for the memory
Of Afghan Detainee abuse
You could have answered but refused
You allowed our troops to take the blame
Just to keep up the ruse
They thank you so much.

Thanks for the memory
Of the G-20 from Hell
When many a citizen fell
Just for doing their civic duty
You had cops ring their bell
How ugly it was

And then you had your goons filibuster
A committee to deal with the mess
You preferred photo-ops around fake lake
They made you smile, if just for a while

But thanks for the memory
Of rubber bullets in the back,
When singing earned a whack
And threats of rape and other things
Made us think we were in Iraq
How horrible it was

Thanks for the memory
Of denouncing women's rights,
Staging Parliamentary fights
Running never ending attack ads
A coward's only bite
How mean-spirited you are!

Now we'll say goodbye with a party
You had your chance but you failed
Canadians are intelligent people
No tears, no fuss, Hooray! For us