I'm Not a Tax Payer. I'm a "Strategically Hosed by a Communications Adviser's Average Canadian"

A contractor who contributed $ 118,000 to the Conservatives "in exchange" for a multi-million dollar gravy train from Canadians, is claiming that he is not a "lobbyist" but instead "a strategic communications adviser".

Now be honest. If you're going to be held up, would you prefer that it be by a mugger with a gun, or "a statuesque entrepreneur with an explosive hand held device"?

Either way, I don't feel so good.