Thursday, June 11, 2015
Unearthed Job Application Stephen Harper 2005
It's a mock meeting discussing Trudeau's resume as he applies for the job of Prime Minister.
However, going back to 2005, when Stephen Harper himself was applying for the job, what were his credentials?
He quit most things he started. He was a staffer for Brian Mulroney but quit when Mulroney refused to address cancelling Employment Insurance, or at least making it more difficult to obtain.
He was a Reform Party Member of Parliament but quit when things weren't going his way.
He ran the National Citizens Coalition, a corporate advocacy group initially created to end Public Healthcare in Canada. He quit that to run for leader of the Reform Party/Canadian Alliance/Canadian Reform Alliance Party (CRAP)/Conservative Party of Canada (They had an identity crisis).
He won that race but when he lost the 2004 election .... he quit. With a lot of misguided persuasion he got back on the horse, but in 2005 he was hardly Prime Minister material, though he did know how to cheat to win an election, a skill he has only gotten better at.
So what if we put ourselves in that room, with that group, as they determine whether or not Stephen Harper was right for the job.
"Let's talk about Stephen"
"I hope he's not as bad as his hair"
"What does he know about balancing a budget"
"He did study economics so would know that if you grow the economy, the budget will balance itself. No economist would argue on that point, so let's move on. "
"What does he say about keeping us safe?"
"Well he has been on a celebrity Fox News tour telling anyone who'd listen that we should join George Bush in Iraq."
"That's crazy talk. Iraq was not involved in the attack on the World Trade Centre. Besides, even if they defeat Al-Qaeda as they suggest, there will always be another group, perhaps worse, ready to take their place. Canadians have spoken clearly. No Iraq War!"
"If his aim is to simply go where the United States goes, what kind of leader will he be? Sounds more like a follower to me. "
"So what are his priorities, other than making war?"
"He wants to put a stop to same-sex marriage"
"Like that's our biggest problem."
"I've read a copy of his speech to the Reform Party Assembly that earned him a round of applause. In it he wanted to cancel EI, Old Age Security and Canada Pension"
"Yes. A lot of seniors left the Reform Party after that. He's not worth the risk. Our seniors need those safety nets, as do our workers."
"And don't forget that he sued Canadians because he wanted corporations to determine the outcome of elections."
"I'm not saying some day, but I'm saying forever. This man is not right for this country.
"Who does his hair? I suppose if he got the job he'd hire a hairdresser. But can't he afford one now?"
"Stephen Harper. He's just not right for Canada."